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Negative World Becomes Segative World, Moves Forward as a Sega Fan Site
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April 01, 2013, 11:26

Hey guys and girls, you obviously know by now that Sega has bought out Nintendo. Crazy, no? We all knew that Nintendo couldn't keep going it alone in the hardware business with the losses that they were sustaining, but I must admit that it came as a bit of a shock that Sega was the one to buy them out. Who would have thought way back in the 16-bit SNES versus Genesis era that it would come to this?

But I'm never one to live in the past. Therefore, over the next few weeks we will slowly turn into Segative World. I have already scrambled to throw together a new Segative World skin for the site. You may notice a few pages here and there that still reference Nintendo until the transition is complete, but rest assured, any kind of Nintendo history that we used to have will soon be just a memory.

With that said, exactly one week from now even mentioning the name "Nintendo" will be a bannable offense. Get it out of your system while you can kids.

The future is upon us, and it looks glorious. I'm sure we will have as many years in front of us as Sonic has friends that everyone loves.

-Andrew N / Zero / Big the Cat's #1 fan

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04/01/13, 11:26   Edited:  04/08/13, 00:54
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Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 11:27
As a proud member of PachTemple I can say with certainty that from this day out PachTemple will be the No.1 place for all Michael Pachter related news and gossip.
Anyone found talking positive about Nintendo will be prosecuted and subjected to great pain under the watchful eyes of Bill 'Pain' Gates.

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 on: 04/01/13, 11:34

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 11:39
sirmastersephiroth said:

Fixed for your convenience.

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 11:42
Loooooooool now THIS is how you do it! Much better than all other years combined!

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 12:00
This is too good to be true. I must be Dreamcasting

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 12:45
Oh, it's that time of the year again...

Kris should enjoy this one immensely.

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 14:10

He knew. He's been head of the Fifth Column all this time.

The signs were all there, how could we have missed them?!

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 14:12

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 14:14
Crazy, I just turned 27 last week. I guess it really was time for my Saturn return...

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 14:46
I'll never accept this. NEVER. You thought I was anti-Sony? The Internet didn't exist when I would cut people if they preferred the Genesis to the SNES. I will never accept this!

I'm going to go start my OWN forum for people who still like Nintendo. I'm going to call it... I don't know... Incredible Gathering Nintendo. Yes, I.G.N. will be the place for Nintendo fans going forward!


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 17:51
Hey, so long as I can stay on as an editor, I'll convert my loyalties. Mario was getting a little stale anyways...

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 17:54
This is brilliant.

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 18:20
what is this purple cat doing in my icon

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 20:14
I hate to say anything that could be construed as being anti-BitF, but this might be even better than the Waluigi gags.

Little disturbed by my default Big icon, but still...

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 21:03   Edited:  04/01/13, 21:04
This is horrible news. Back to IGN, I guess.

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 21:07
Segative DOES what Negative DON'T.

Posted by 
 on: 04/01/13, 21:08
GameDadGrant said:
Segative DOES what Negative DON'T.
Damn straight.

EDIT: Seriously this is an awesome idea any way you look at it. Even the name Segative World is hilarous because it works. Makes Waluigi look retarded in comparison. Nice job, Zero, honestly

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 on: 04/01/13, 21:09   Edited:  04/01/13, 21:20

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