Johnny:
This....is....Jeopardy!Let's meet our contestants......A mom of three from Grand Rapids, Michigan, Katie! A software engineer from Burbank, California, Gus! And, our returning champion, an illustrator from Eagleville, Pennsylvania, Jamie Pogue, whose 3-day winnings total $83, 460!
And now, the host of Jeopardy....Alex, Trebek!
Alex: Thank you Johnny Gilbert! Welcome to a very special episode of Jeopardy. We all know how things work, so let's get started with the Jeopardy round. Jamie, why don't you start us....that is still your name, right Jamie?
Jamie: That's correct Alex. Sorry if my signature looks messed up.
I had to use the Wii Remote to draw it in, and as you can see, it just makes me look like I have the shakes! It's kind of wonky here.Alex: Ah, no problem. Let's take a look at our categories.
"Au"ll or Nothing - You'll notice "au" in quotation marks
Potent Potables
Hot Mics
The Agony
And the Ecstacy
US History
Jamie, let's get started. Point your Wii remote at a dollar amount on the screen, and you'll receive your answer. Don't forget to answer in the form of a question!
Jamie: Thanks Alex. Ah this is pretty easy. I might even use the buttons if I want, because it looks like pointing is optional. Let's go with "Au"ll or Nothing for $200.
Alex: The answer:
In existential philosophy, a lack of this is equated with bad faith. Jamie!
Jamie: What is
authenticity? And speaking of which, this set is incredibly authentic. It's like I'm actually on the show! The set, the sound effects, even you Alex! You all look quite authentic. You read every question out loud Alex, and you even manage to get the Clue Crew answers in there! Your frame rate can be a little dodgy though.
Alex: That's correct! And might I add, kind of an odd answer. You pick again.
Jamie: Let's go with The Agony for $600.
Alex: The answer....it's the Daily Double! How much would you like to wager? You can use your Wii remote to select a dollar amount, and wager all or some of your money on this answer.
Jamie: Let's make this a true Daily Double Alex. $200.
Alex: And the answer is....
A criminal was quite upset upon discovering that the safe he was cracking into was not this.
Jamie: What is
unlockable? And speaking of unlockable, the
unlockables around here are pretty terrible. I won a couple pairs of slacks the other day, and a very tiny .jpg of cartoon Alex Trebek. What gives?
Alex: Correct again! And again, a very weird question...unlockables? We just give out money here on Jeopardy! Select again.
Jamie: I'll take Hot Mics for $600.
Alex: The answer:
This device, released in 2006, had Wii owners (well, a couple of them) voice chatting with each other across the globe. Jamie!
Jamie: What is Wii Speak?
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Jamie: WHAT IS WII SPEAK?
Alex: That's correct! Wow, you don't have to be so loud.
Jamie: Yes I do!
This Wii Speak I'm trying to use can hardly recognize my voice at all! It's multiple choice via Wii Speak, so I don't even know what the problem is. Anyway, Let's go with US History for $1000.
Alex: The answer: This president was known never to tell a lie.
Jamie: Who is Washington? Too easy!
Alex: Oh no, I'm sorry.
::a contestant buzzes in:: Katie!
Katie: Who is Washington, George?
Alex: That is correct! And quite a nice hula dance you have there Katie. Remember Jamie, when answering, you may need to make sure that you've selected Washington the MAN, not Washington state!
Jamie:
What a load.... And wait, why was that the $1000 answer? That was easy!
Alex: Katie, you're up next! And you've been around quite a bit lately as well. It's as if I see your avatar everywhere these days!
Katie: That's right Alex. Sometimes you might spot me in the audience!Let's go with "The Ecstasy for $200."
Alex: The answer:
This longest tenured host of Jeopardy is actually Canadian. Jamie, you're first.
Jamie: Who is...uh...you?
Alex: That's correct! Mii! In fact, you can all be Mii's here on Jeopardy. That's right, any Mii you have on your system can be selected as a player.
Jamie: Now who's being weird....
Fifteen Minutes LaterAlex: We now come to the final Jeopardy round. The category is...Fractions. When the music starts, you can all wager a certain amount of money. As a twist, however,
we will all be answering multiple choice in Final Jeopardy tonight. Can't let us all see each other's answers after all! Use the buttons on your Wii remote to select the correct reply to this question.
When reduced to its lowest terms, the fraction 49/70 becomes what? You have thirty seconds. Good luck!
Gus and Katie didn't make into the final Jeopardy round, so let's see what Jamie has to say. Your response....7/10! That's correct! Jamie, what made you come up with the answer?
Jamie: Well Alex, it's simple math. And for some reason, I've just had "7/10" running through my mind this entire show.
Alex: Well Jamie, you've done it again, and that means we'll see you tomorrow.
Jamie: I'm not so sure Alex....I like Jeopardy and all, but I'm not the most diehard fan....I'm getting a little burnt out on it. Does this game have anything else to offer?
Alex: Nope! It's Jeopardy through and through. So, if you out there at home like Jeopardy, keep tuning in. If you don't like Jeopardy, well I can't say that we can turn you into a believer. Still, it's worth joining in with your friends and family once in a while!
Jamie: Awesome Alex. Can I come back in say, a month or two? This seems like the kind of game I'll want to fire up every now and then with friends. It's fun and all, but I mean...it's definitely just Jeopardy, for better or worse! I'll definitely be back though. This is all super authentic, and it should be a great party game when I have a couple friends over.
Alex: Well, whatever you say Jamie.... We'll see you next time!
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