OK guys, settle down - stop PMing me for details about this game! Jeeze, I'll talk, I'll talk.
So, I think the reason I don't support any sports teams in real life is because I refuse to invest my passion in something that I have no control over. In Pocket Football Club, however, I AM INVESTED. I have named the team (GOALZILLA!) I have named the players (He-Man up front, Shakira on the wing, my pet cat in goal - anything goes) and I'm choosing who to train, at what... this is my team.
Suddenly I'm hunched over my 3DS, shouting orders through gritted teeth at these adorable little dudes, pumping my fist and running around the living room, elated. I don't think my wife recognises me any more.
So yeah - fun times. We're challenging for promotion to a higher league right now. Hoping to attract some hot international talent to the team. Of course, I'm trying to learn some cliche sports phrases to really complete the image. All suggestions welcome.