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WHY THE 3DS SUCKS
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April 01, 2011, 07:50:29
 
LET ME START THIS OFF BY SAYING THAT I AM A HUGE NINTENDO FAN, AND HAVE BEEN GAMING SINCE THE DAYS OF WIND WAKER!!!!!!

As you can see, I am not biased. I never was. You claim I was, but I always wasn't.

Now, the first thing about the 3DS is the 3D. Um, hello? 3D isn't new, people. Jurassic Park was screened in 3D worldwide back in the 80s. Also, and Iwata even said this himself so you know I'm not lying, Mario 64 was 3D even before the 3DS.

This leads me to my next point. Why doesn't Nintendo ever make anything new? I've played Mario before. They just keep making Mario again. Look at Metroid. Yeah, they called it Metroid Prime, but you can't fool me Nintendo, it's still the same game but a little bit tweaked!!! However, even I can admit that Metroid Prime is a pretty good game for its time. But that's the thing!!! It was released back when Nintendo still cared!

What has Nintendo brought us recently? More Metroid Prime, this time with stupid waggle. READ MY LIPS: I DON'T WANT TO STAND UP TO HAVE TO PLAY METROID!!!! I want to sit and play Metroid Prime, because that's the way it's also been. Metroid Prime was a revolutionary game that pioneered the way, and now guess what, it's linear and casualized.

That's another thing!!! All that ever comes out on the Wii is shovelware for the casuals!!! Just Dance 2 sold a million copies! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU NINTENDO!?!!?

But back to my point. A while later we got Mario Galaxy 2. Woo, a sequel to a glorified remake. Really hitting it out of the park there, Nintendo.

So what has the Wii brought us? A sequel with waggle, and a sequel that I played 30 years ago. This just proves my point: Japanese developers are dying. Maybe the earthquake will open some disillusioned fanatics eyes that the time of the West has risen.

Nintendo, all I want is to play a great Mario game in HD and online. Imagine, Metroid in HD!!! OR ZELDA!!!!! We want new experiences, Nintendo. You've just been shoving your massive junk down our throats, making us suckle your crap from the innards of your corporate landscape. Bring me back, Nintendo. Bring me back to the time where the Seal meant something.


So, what are your thoughts on the 3DS? I'll probably pick one up when Ocarina of Time comes out.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Posted: 04/01/11, 07:50:29  - Edited by 
 on: 10/27/13, 02:04:06    
 
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Most people complain about 3DS ports but I'm more than happy to have them. Undoubtedly, stuff like StarFox and Ocarina will be the only GOOD games in the system's library. Everything Nintendo's launched out of their pooper since the GamePUBE released has been grade A stinkola.

Here's a joke. What's the difference between a Wii and a turd? Nothing, because the Wii is just like a turd because it's really gross and bad.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 07:57:01
I'm the biggest Nintendo fan ever but everything since the original Mario Bros. has been disappointment after disappointment! Even Zelda is the same! I WANT HD NEW STUFF! That's where the innovation is!


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 08:01:46
A little slice of the WiiGB. Nice.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 08:12:12
I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID

I CANT BE WROANG CAUSE ITS MY OPINIONA


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 09:04:55  - Edited by 
 on: 04/01/11, 17:30:51
Waluigi said:
I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID

I CANT BE WROANG CAUSE ITS MY OPINIONA

I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS BUT REALLY YEAH I AGREE WITH THIS ALL NO YEAH


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 09:35:17
Waluigi said:
Waluigi said:
I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID I ONC3E HAD NINTENDO UNDERWARE AND I ATE TEH CERAL WITH MARIO AND LINK AND I REMEMBRE TEH TV SHOW WHERE LINK WAS ALL EXCUSEEEEEEEE ME PRINCESS SO IM TEH BIGGEST NINTENFO FAN AND I DUNO Y PEOPEL CALL ME A TROLL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT NINTENOD NEVER GREW UP AND DOESNT NOT MAKE TEH BEST GAMES ANYMORE Y BUY A WII WHEN I CAN PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDZ CODES AND NOT KIDDY STUFF KIRBY EPICS YARN GRATE KIRBY IS YARN HOW FARKING KIDDIE IS THAT IF I WANTT 2 PLAYER WITH YARN ILL ASK MY SISTER TO KNIT ME SOME MITTENS AND WUT IS WITH WIND WAKERS THE SPACEWORLD ZELDA WAS SO AWESOME NINTENDO ONLE DID THAT TO PISS US OFF WITH THE SWITCH AND TEH MOUNSTAINS HAD EYES WTF Y WOULD U PUT EYES ON A MOUNTAINS THE WII IS BY FART TEH BIGGEST DISAPOINTMENT OF VIDEO GAMING EVER AND BELIVE ME I WAS AROUND FOR VIRUTAL BOY SO THATS SAYING A LOT Y WOULD I WANT A SYSTEM THAT SOCCER MOMS BUY GRATE IT HAS FITNESS GAMES AND MINI GAME COLLECTIONS WITH WAGGLE BUT SOME OF US WANT SOEMTHING MORE AND NO HD NO ONLINE STUPID WAGGLE CONTROLLER NOW SONY AND MICROSOFT COPIED THAT CRAP THX A LOT NINTENDO WUT I CANT WANT TILL THIS TEREND IS OVER MOTION CONTROLS SUCK Y PUT THE FLUDD ON MARIO THAT WAS SOME STUPID NONSENSE WORST MARIO EVER GALAXY WAS OK THOUGH I DUSTED OFF MY WII 4 THAT ONE BUT ITS NOT WORTH HAVING A WII FOR ONLY 2 GAMES MARI0O AND METROID NOTHING ELSE WORTH PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD LOOKS LAME ILL BE PLAYING DARKSIDERS 2 BY THEN NEWAY AND 3DS IS STUPID I CANT WAIT TILL NGP BEATS NINTENDO BAD NINTENDO GOT ARROGANT NO 1 WILL PAY 250 $$$$ FOR THAT CRAP WOW 3D WITHOUT GLASSES BIG DEAL ITS ANOTEHR GIMMICK EVENTUALLY PEOPLA WILL REALIZE NINTENDO SUX AND ONLY DOES GIMMICKS HURTS TO SAY IT CAUSWE I USED TO LIVE EAT AND BREATH NINTENDO AND I WISH TEY STILL MADE GREEAT GAMES LIKE MARIO 3 AND OCARINA OF TMIE NEW SUPER MARIO SUXED THOUG AND SMASH BROTHERS I OK BUT GOT OLD FAST THEIR AINT GAMES 2 PLAY AND ONLY FANBOYS TRY TO GET ME TO PLAY LITTLE KINGS GAME THAT LOOKS SO KIDDIE WUT THE KID IS A KING ANYWAY AND BASICALLY THIS WHOLE SITE IS JUST FANBOTS WHO CANT ADMIT THEY REALLY JEALOUS OF HD AND TEH BEST GAMES LIKE HALO AND BANJO NUTS AND BOLST WHICH IS BETTER THAN MARO GALAXY 2 WOW YOSHI IN AMRIO FINALLY GOSH NO ONLINE SUX WHY NOT MAKE A POKEMON MMORPG BUT TAHTY MAKES 2 MUCH SENSE OR NINTENDO SHOLD MAKE ONI LINK ZELDA INSTEAD OF SKYWARD SWORD CRAP INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER KIRBY GAME WOW GRATE JOB NINTENDO THATS GONG TO MAKE ME DUST OFF MY WII NO THX AND DS IS OVERRATED ALL IT HAS ARE KIDDIE GAMES TOO U FANBOYS KNOW ITS TRUE DONT GET MAD CAUSE SOME OF US ARENT DRINKIGN THE KOOLAID

I CANT BE WROANG CAUSE ITS MY OPINIONA

I AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS BUT REALLY YEAH I AGREE WITH THIS ALL NO YEAH

WAAA


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 09:35:51
@Waluigi@Waluigi@Waluigi@Waluigi@Waluigi@Waluigi@Waluigi

why the 3ds sux

1 no games

2 the launch games are bad except for sf4 and i have that on my 360 with achievments and dlc

3 the 3d makes me threw up

4 you cant even see the 3d you cant tell its there

5 250 $ is way too much nintendo is ripping us off here. it only costs 100 $ to make the 3ds so it should cost that. the ps3 cost 500 dollars at first but cost 1000 to make, so you knew you were getting a real deal. the ngp will probably be 250 but cost 500 so its FIVE TIMES BETTER DEAL. plus with the ngp, you get:

1 a back touch screen

2 games like uncharted and others

3 graphics that look like the ps3

4 3g

so yeah Im just waiting for the ngp. the 3ds is a waste of money. more problems with the 3ds:

1 no games

2 the blue is fugly and should be the same color on the top screen


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 09:47:34
Lol.....yeah I kind of miss the IGN boards too.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 09:52:02
Waluigi said:

Now, the first thing about the 3DS is the 3D. Um, hello? 3D isn't new, people. Jurassic Park was screened in 3D worldwide back in the 80s.

WAAAA!!! THIS MAKES WALUIGI ANGRY.

JURASSIC PARK WAS IN THE 90'S, IN 1993, NOT THE 80'S, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

It's like those people who say Sonic was released in the 80's, WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 10:33:55
!7ežm… ɸ…*3n


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 10:40:20
I grew up with Halo and think 3DS sucks because it has a stylus. What is this the 90's.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 10:41:26
This is golden. Never change this tradition, ever.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 10:49:44
@Waluigi
LOL, that guy's such a tool.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 11:52:08
The only thing worse than Nintendo at this point is Nintendo fanboys, readily accepting all the crap Nintendo sent their way since the Wii has launched and always making excuses for them. I used to be a Nintendo fan in the Cube days, and they used to be fans as well, but the Wii library could not be any more different from the Cube's, it just plain sucks, I can recognize this, and yet these people still like Nintendo?

That is suspicious is all I'll say about that. I guess people have an uncanny power to convince themselves what they're playing isn't crap. Because there is no way two Nintendo fans could have different opinions and different tastes in games, right?


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 14:33:10  - Edited by 
 on: 04/01/11, 14:34:26
ANOTHER REASON WHY 3DS SUCKS:

AQUA BLUE

WHAT IS THIS, MIAMI VICE?!?!?!?!!1111



THE 80'S CALLED AND WANTS ITS PASTEL COLOR THEME BACK!


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 16:47:22  - Edited by 
 on: 04/01/11, 17:42:33
ummmmmm yeah what a great thread!

ultimate point against your rage, nintendo does not chose what is and what is not successful. Just Dance sold over 2mil because people loved it! They made a system that was a fit for a means. Their next console will be HD, as confirmed several times by nintendo. Something that cannot be corrected by handheld, I know sony and ngp says hello, but frankly that device is everything that nintendo doesnt do, just wait until you see the price (or how much money sony loses on it).

I cant be arsed talking about the rest of your post because it is simply ridiculous


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 17:05:10
NO I READ AN INTEWRVIW ONCE THAT SED NINTANDO GAVE UBISOFT 1 BILLION DOLALRS TO CREATE TEH DANCE GAME BECVUZ NINTENDO DIDNT NOW NETHING ABOUT AMERICANS DANCING. SO ITS NINTENDOS FAUTL LIKE EVERYTHING IS INCLUDING TEH UNEMPKLOTED GUY WHO SECRETLY LIVES IN MY AGARAGE.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 17:29:26  - Edited by 
 on: 04/01/11, 17:31:36
You guys are so stupid. Nintendo is the best, why can't you see that? Everything they do is amazing. EVERYTHING. They deserve to screw us over, because they are Nintendo. It's really your own fault you don't like the 3DS, because you're stupid. Look how much it has sold. A lot. If it's sold that much, who's wrong you or Nintendo? ANSWER IS YOU. Because you're stupid. Nintendo is the best company ever. If you don't like it so much, why don't you start your own company that's bigger than Nintendo? Oh right, you CAN'T because of how stupid you are. That proves that Nintendo is right and you are wrong. And that Nintendo will ALWAYS be right, and you will always be wrong.

Always.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 18:01:08
Gawd, the 3DS is just pandering the the slack-jawed casual crowd that Nintendo's sold out to. They've made a lot of money doing that, so it's good for them. But they sold out at the expense of having a real fanbase. Nintendo pretty much went from the cream of the crop to completely sucking ass between the last two generations.

I'll never knock them for their success, I just am still shocked that the company that defined the entire console gaming world for 20 years is now nothing but a peddler of half developed games to sisters and grandmas.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 18:42:25
Re-entering this thread was not a good idea. You guys have my head spinning from so much hilarity and ridiculousness.


Posted by 
 on: 04/01/11, 22:15:55  - Edited by 
 on: 04/01/11, 22:39:06
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