Wake up, people. Nintendo's games are all about racism, sexism, violence, and murder. From Mario killing the different-color-skinned cousins of Toads to Metroid where they purposefully hide the gender of the main character (spoiler: it's a girl). Advance Wars is TAME compared to most of these other IPs. I was just playing this game the other day called Zelda but the main character is actually a boy named Link and they just put the name "Zelda" on the box to pretend like they are progressive and crap.
I hope you'll all join me in marching around your city to say to Nintendo "Hey, we don't have anything better to do with our Saturday afternoon!"