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Having been abandoned in the wilderness by my parents, I was raised by wolves. I learned the ways of the wild and developed mystic shaman powers with them for 17 years until the President came to our woods on a hunting expedition. He killed my wolven brothers and sisters and skinned them for his collection. I fought to save them but his men were too many and their weapons too fierce. The President shot me 13 times and stabbed me once or twice as well. He left me for dead on the cliff side with nothing but the moonlight for warmth.

In what seemed to be my last moments I had a grand vision. A man made of light told me stories of unimaginable machinery. He said his name was Nikola Tesla and he built a secret underground society filled with robots that would serve me and make me anew. Then I came to. Miraculously still alive.

I dressed my wounds, and performed sacred Wolf Shaman magic to heal myself. Then I set out to find the city which turned out to be a giant underwater pyramid deep in the waters of the Bermuda Triangle. People who get lost there are actually teleported inside and live a utopian dream.

There were indeed robots there as promised by the man of light. They fused my organic parts with machinery, making me a cyborg and honorably dubbed me as the new Nikola Tesla. Now I have the strength of 3333 men, death lasers in my eyes, a variety of detachable guns connected to my arms, and rocket launches in my chest. Now my adventure truly begins. I must have my revenge and topple the entire American military industrial complex to get there.

I am the new Tesla. I'm a mutherfucking wolf shaman cyborg. One President once said that there is nothing to fear but fear itself. But this President is going to find out that fear... Fear is in season.