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Top 10 Things About Modern Gaming I Don't Understand (1999 Edition) [top ten]
Hey guys, I'm here to get in in on the fun and tell you all the things that I don't get about modern gaming here in the year 1999.
Posted: 11/01/15, 03:00:07  - Edited by 
 on: 11/01/15, 03:02:41
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What's the deal with dual analog?
Sony released the most ridiculous looking controller. It was hard enough getting used to one of those things on my N64. What were they thinking?
What's the deal with... Hey, what's that noise?
I thought I heard something outside, hold on a second.
Oh my god, there's a hole opening in the Earth!
This is scary guys! It's like a huge volcano!
What in the world?!
Chunks of the Earth are coming out of the hole. They're suspended there and now they're flying into space!
Wait, what is that?!
There's something emerging from the hole...It's huge and covered in giant spikes!
Oh my god, it's raining fire!
Huge balls of fire are smashing down on all sides! It's utter destruction, get to cover!
Wait, everything around me is turning blue.
It's like a whirl pool of shimmering light around me.
The beast has fully emerged!
Now I can see it in all its terrifying glory. Below its jagged spikes is a hard green shell covered in red veins. At its base is what looks to be a closed eye.
The eye... it's opening!
Oh god, its cold stare feels like it's piercing my very soul.

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Posted: 11/01/15, 03:00:07  - Edited by 
 on: 11/01/15, 03:02:41
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the new Survivor poll!
Posted: 11/01/15, 03:41:30
Hahaha, didn't see that one coming. And yes, this is the new Survivor Poll. Or lettuce.
Posted: 11/01/15, 04:57:51
Seriously, though. What IS up with that Dual Shock?

Next Up, Top 10 Things about Alternate Dimensional Gaming I Don't Understand?
Posted: 11/01/15, 23:34:44
I loled. Well done, well done.


In that dimension, Reggie designs the games and Miyamoto does PR. It's an earnest and endearing cluster eff.
Posted: 11/03/15, 00:05:49
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