Many New Game Things I No Understand (200,000 BC Edition) [top ten]

Thag here. Want make list too.

Thag make game with rock. Then Thog make game with more rocks. Why need more rocks? Rock fine.

Now Thog make game where paint on walls. Thag no understand. Thag no like what no understand. Thag make game where paint over Thog's game.

Thag no like fire game. Fire game hurt.

Thig used make mate games with Thag. Now Thig only make mate games with Thog. Thag only make mate games by self. Mate games by self make Thag feel bad.

Thag no like games where lose and sleep forever.

Two men arrive in strange box. Make game where say dude and bogus many times. Thag not understand what they say. Game stupid.

Thag know all words need know. Now Thog want make new words game?

Thog want make game by self. Thog have strange ideas for games. Thag say make games for all.

Thag want make god happy. Thog make wrong god happy. When Thag sleep God say Thog no good. Thag make Thog sleep forever.

Strange People Games

Strange people arrive with new game. They say live together for long time. Sound good but why we die and they no die?

Thag not know how embed images in HTML page. Bogus.

Zero and Kris… it's like Dueling Banjos… Negative World style.

We're on a soul roll, Zero! Great work! Laughed many times.

Also: Thag hates Thig because of her sexual agency.

I have to say, I thought #5 was genius.

I'm not sure I get #1 though.

@Shadowlink

I dig the mystery...

@Shadowlink I was trying to reference the period when Neanderthals and modern humans lived together for awhile. And then Neanderthals went extinct.

@Zero

..What? That...I don't think thats accurate, man. I....hmmmm. I dunno.

@Zero

Ah. Sounds like the new game was like the equivalent of Call of Duty. An awful game, based on ridiculous amounts of killing that out-competes the classics of yesteryear.

@Mr_Mustache

It's fairly accurate, at least according to the current interpretation of the fossil record. Supposedly there was a bunch of interbreeding too.

@Mr_Mustache It's accurate as far as we know, but keep in mind when I say "modern humans" I just mean the species we are which eventually evolved into man / woman as we know them. Was still pretty primitive back then though.

I was just trying to have a dark ending where the ones writing the list were facing imminent extinction.

Yup. This is outstanding. I also really love #5.

@Shadowlink
@Zero

I just thought everyone evolved together. Where is Simba to insult my knowledge of history?

Simba Simba Simba

@Mr_Mustache Neanderthals aren't part of our lineage though. They're a separate line that died out awhile back. Well, I think we both have a common ancestor but you have to go back further for that?

There are even some theories that Homo Sapiens led to the extinction of the Neanderthals, although I don't know how much evidence there is to support those theories. But I was trying to play on those theories too in my #1 up there... as if homo sapiens "arrived" and Neanderthals started dying off...

@Zero

Well 200,000 BC was probably a little early for that. Neanderthals were still kicking around about 40-50,000 years ago.

@Shadowlink Look I wrote the title before I even got the idea for #1, and then I was too lazy to go back and make it all historically accurate. DEAL.

@Zero

Ah well. As long as you're cool with ruining your own references due to LAZINESS.