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My Top 10 Biggest Nintendo Related Video Game Failures [top ten]
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I like to consider myself an above average gamer. Sure, I don’t really have any proof that this is the case, but I tend to hold my own when playing against random people in games like Mario Kart online and uh… Smash Bro... ok, mostly just Mario Kart. But hey I have finished a few tough games in my times. I finished Metroid Prime on hard mode, that was tough, right? I’ve also finished all of the NES Mega Man games, even the first one, which many people think is impossible for some reason. I’m ok at video gaming.
However, looking back into my gaming past I can’t help but notice a long line of failures. Some are games that were just too tough for me, while others are games that defeated me for a variety of other reasons. I had many to choose from, but here are my top 10. Well, my top 10 regarding games on Nintendo platforms. I have plenty more games I sucked it up at on other platforms too, but I'm trying to stay on topic here.
Partake in my shame with me.
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12/21/14, 00:55 Edited: 08/19/16, 16:21
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Lemmings (SNES) - Failed At: Not Cheating |
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Man, I really hope my brother isn’t reading this list. See, long ago he would endlessly rip on me because he finished all of the stages in the classic puzzle game Lemmings, whereas I had gotten stuck near the end and given up. I really loved this game and wanted to finish it, and I also wanted to shut him up about it, so much so that many years later, just a few years ago in fact, I decided to sit down and finish it off once and for all. And I did a pretty good job, getting past the stage I was stuck on long ago pretty quickly. In fact, I got to stage 125 of 125 in no time at all. And then… I played the last stage for hours and hours and couldn’t figure it out. I was pretty sure that I knew what to do, but if so, it required near pixel-perfect execution and it was tough to stick at it without knowing for sure. So I did something that I usually did not do back in those days. I looked up the solution in a guide. And well, it turns out I was right about what to do. With that knowledge, I was able to finish the stage soon after. But using the guide still makes this a huge failure in my eyes. Mostly because my brother will never shut up about it if he ever finds out. Lemmings was actually pretty METAL. \m/
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Final Fantasy IV (SNES) - Failed At: Realizing What Was Optional |
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So, Final Fantasy IV probably isn’t a super tough game, right? I mean, I’ve successfully finished tons of Squaresoft / Squarenix RPGs, so why does this one sit on my shame list? Good question. See, this is what happened. First, I acquired the game through a shady deal where I traded a used skateboard to a classmate for his Super Nintendo and like seven or eight games, basically totally ripping him off because he didn’t seem to understand how much an old skateboard was worth. I’m not particularly proud of this. After that I started playing Final Fantasy IV and got pretty far into it, before getting stuck at this Queen boss that seemed literally impossible to beat. So I finally gave up. And then, perhaps in an act of karma, the game cartridge erased my save file, and I never went back. So ends the quest. A few years later my brother offhandedly informed me that the Queen was an optional boss. It would have been nice to know this at the time. Pictured: Not the Queen. Probably some normal boss.
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Darkwing Duck (NES) - Failed At: Verticality |
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Darkwing Duck is easily one of my favorite cartoons ever, so many years back when this game came out, of course I had to play it. It didn’t hurt that it was a pretty respectably made Mega Man clone. Anyway, this was the kind of failure that would probably never have taken place had I played the game in the age of the Internet and had access to Google. The game itself wasn’t particularly hard. I got all the way to the end and faced off against the final boss, Steelbeak. He was up near the top of the screen, and I simply couldn’t figure out how to shoot high enough to hit him. I could dodge his shots pretty well, I just couldn’t do any damage to him. I would sit there for long periods of time just dodging, trying to shoot him but not being able to shoot high enough. What was I doing wrong? Who knows. I could probably Google it, but that wouldn’t help me now. And unfortunately, due to the licensing, it is unlikely that this game will ever be rereleased on Virtual Console or anything like that. So unless I seek out a working NES and a copy of this game (or emulate it I suppose, but I don't like emulating games), this failure will never be rectified. Blah. I am the winged scourge that... doesn't know what to do if you are on a high ledge.
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The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures (Gamecube) - Failed At: Lots of Things Really |
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Despite absolutely loving The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures, I’ve barely gotten halfway through it. This isn’t really a failure from lack of skill. One part of the failure is my abject refusal to play the game alone. Four Swords Adventures was meant to be played with at least three people, preferably four. And that leads to the next failure, my lack of planning. Sure, Nintendo made it tough because you need four Gameboy Advances and 4 link cables to play the local multiplayer only game, but still, I could totally make it happen more often if I wasn’t so lazy when it came to multiplayer get-togethers! I guess the last failure, except actually it is a success, is the fact that even when I do get people together to play this game, we barely make any progress because we are too busy playing it CHICAGO STYLE. I remember one night in particular where my cousins and I spent almost a whole hour on a single screen. Because, you see, there were a ton of bomb plants on that screen. Yep. Never going to finish this sucker. Really though, failing at a game was never so much fun!
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SimCity (SNES) - Failed At: Seven Digit Figures |
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I started playing SimCity at my cousin's house (on his PC) and quickly fell in love. It became one of the first games that I bought on the SNES and I played the heck out of it. If the Super Nintendo tracked play times for games like modern consoles do, SimCity would surely be at or near the top for me. In part because I played it a lot, of course, but also because even at the fastest pace the in-game time moved so slow in that game. I would often leave it on overnight just to see what my city would look like the next morning. Anyway, you can't really "beat" SimCity, but you know what you can do? Get a population of 1,000,000 citizens. I had always heard that if you hit 1,000,000 you got something special. Is this even true? I have no idea, because I never hit that mark! It was always my goal, and I did whatever I could to reach it, including using maps with no water for more building space and using the weird cheat that got you tons of money, among other things. All of it to no avail. The closest that I ever came to my goal was around 900,000. I will never know what, if anything, you get by getting 1,000,000 citizens. That is an awful lot of big buildings there. HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!
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Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts (SNES) - Failed At: Using That Dumb Bracelet |
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I guess I shouldn’t feel too bad about never finishing a game that is legendary for its toughness. But I do feel bad about how and why I never finished it. It’s that stupid f-ing bracelet. How on Earth do those of you who have finished the game use it? It makes the game nearly unplayable. For the uninitiated, Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts is super tough ‘n stuff in large part because it plays like a Mega Man / shooter game with tons of projectiles flying around, yet the health works more like a Mario / platformer game where you can only get hit a few times before you die and have to start over from the last of the not so liberally placed checkpoints. Also the jumping sucks. Also you have to play through the whole game twice before you can fight the final boss. Also, during the second time through, you have to fight the final mini-boss using this crappy bracelet weapon that only shoots like an inch in front of your character. Ok I am exaggerating a bit, it goes more than an inch, but it doesn’t shoot very far, which means you have to get up super close to him, which means, if you are me, you constantly die. Actually, you know what? I’m not ashamed that I never finished Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts. This game can go to hell. I never finished Ghosts 'N Goblins on the NES either. We can all basically agree that the horrible bracelet is horrible. RIGHT?
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12/21/14, 00:55 Edited: 08/19/16, 16:21 |
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@JargonI've had this on my Negative World profile since, like 2011 or something: My Defeated Nintendo Villain checklist: Bowser - Check Ganon - Check Mike Tyson - Check Dark Link - Check Lucia - Grrr.... ---- I really do think Lucia is one of the greatest Nintendo end bosses of all time. Because her little freckle face, "Aww shucks" look masks a cold-blooded table tennis playing heartless machine. |
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