Mr. Schweikert: "Freddy, you idiot! You bashed Nintendo and now our Kickstarter is floundering!" Freddy: "Man, Nintendo fans hold a grudge. That was, like, last week that I said that!" Mr. Schweikert: "Well, better add Wii U support to our stretch goals. That'll bring their money back. And them." Freddy: "Yeah. There's no other possible explanation for why legendary game Night Trap can't raise over a quarter of a million dollars on Kickstarter." |