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Mario Kart is Serious Business!
Ah, the first Two Minus Three comic. Good old times!

Do you have a friend like 'ol Stache up there? You know, a person who takes competitive gaming to a whole new level? I know I have a few of them, and I've certainly felt like poor Gooey on many occasions. Gooey is a poutine, by the way. One of the tastiest, most deadly foods ever!

Who uses the Wii Wheel for Mario Kart Wii?
I used to, but I found I had much better control over my kart with remote/nunchuk controls. This is one of the few times where I wish Nintendo didn't give us the option and forced the use of the Wii Wheel. It feels great, it's just not as precise as an analogue stick. If everyone used the wheel, we wouldn't know any better!

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More like Meat Stache, know what I mean?

..That doesn't really make any sense.

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 07/30/12, 23:52

@Mr_Mustache

A mustache made of meat?

Posted by

Shadowlink

on: 07/31/12, 00:54

@Shadowlink

Yeah.. I'm trying to think of a witty mustache-food hybrid now and can't.

Corned Beef and Stache?
Stache Browns?
Cream of Mustache Soup (one for the ladies, HELLO)

...

--Look at the size of that lady's hat!!

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 07/31/12, 01:05

Bangers and Stache?

Posted by

kriswright

on: 07/31/12, 01:08

I use corn stache to thicken my ginger stir fry sauce.

Posted by

Guillaume

on: 07/31/12, 01:13

I guess the Mustachio Nut goes without saying.

Posted by

kriswright

on: 07/31/12, 01:16

Yeah, those are all good!

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 07/31/12, 02:13

ploot said:

You know, a person who takes competitive gaming to a whole new level?

......soooooo true. You should see him play Ants the the Pants! Or even Axis and Allies....oh wait........

@Mr_Mustache

Cream of Mustache Soup?....*rolls eyes*...I think I'd pick Bangers and Stache....lol


ps- Ploot, you're faaaaabulous! Keep up the good work!

Posted by

Mrs_Mustache

on: 07/31/12, 11:51

Edited:

07/31/12, 12:03

Ants in the Pants?!

We should have a Don't Break the Ice tournament!!

Bangers and Stache!

Posted by

Anand

on: 07/31/12, 17:27

@Mrs_Mustache

Why are you rolling your eyes? You eat it right out of the can.

..Too blue?

@Anand

I would've smoked you at both of those games. Legit.

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 07/31/12, 19:55

@Mr_Mustache
Nobody beats me at Don't Break the Ice.

Except for my 5-year-old nephew, occasionally.

Posted by

Anand

on: 07/31/12, 21:22

@Anand

Thats what you said about Mario Kart Wii w/o Items.

I was the Champion of both Don't Break The Ice and Ants In The Pants in high school.
If you brought this up then, Lou would've confirmed; he also served time as Champion of both.

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 07/31/12, 23:55

@Mr_Mustache @Anand

I've never lost at Don't Break the Ice.

Posted by

Jargon

on: 07/31/12, 23:56

@Jargon

Welp, we can play when NW comes to Rochester some year.

No way I'm lugging board games / sporting equipment to another meetup to not use it.

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 07/31/12, 23:59

@Mr_Mustache
Haha, you and me both. Though to be fair I had a feeling they wouldn't be touched.

@Mrs_Mustache
Thanks!

Posted by

ploot

on: 08/01/12, 00:04

Edited:

08/01/12, 00:04

@ploot

I feel bad we didn't play your game. Really.

--WHEN ARE MORE COMICS GOING UP. NOT ENOUGH PLOOT ON PAGE 1.

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 08/01/12, 00:13

@ploot

Thanks for not endlessly harping on that, by the way! It's very much appreciated.

Posted by

Guillaume

on: 08/01/12, 00:20

@Guillaume

Ploot is too kind for his own good.

Posted by

Mr_Mustache

on: 08/01/12, 00:22

Now it all makes sense.

Posted by

Mop it up

on: 08/01/12, 01:31

@Jargon@Anand@Mr_Mustache

We should really play Diplomacy.

I don't lose at that. Well except that one time. But I got triple-teamed by a bunch of top-rankers, so that hardly counts.

Posted by

Shadowlink

on: 08/01/12, 01:45