It's time for a short and sweet installment of the NegativeWorld podcast. This episode, NinSage and DrFinkelstein discuss the latest Nintendo Direct and the unveiling of the 6th generation of Pokémon games.
As usual, the theme music comes from Negative World's owner and dictator, Zero. The interlude music is from Cave Story+.
But I guess I have to give the public what they want. I now present....
~ ~ ~ "Fifty Shades of jk" ~ ~ ~
So after the hug I reached into my pants pocket and grabbed hold of my huge, hard 3DS XL. I pulled it out and began to play with my copy of New Super Mario Bros. 2 (on sale now!). Stephen was watching and clearly enjoying it. I kept thrusting my Italian guy harder and harder against a coin block on the 3DS in my hand. Eventually the resistance gave and I found my head deep in a Gold Block. Now I was moving faster than ever. A certain kind of beautiful panic began to set in. I bit my lower lip as I reached the climax of my jump leaving a trail of glistening coins behind.
When I was done, my 3DS was clearly out of juice. I put it back in my pants and Stephen said, "wow, that was really impressive. Thank you."
"No problem," I replied, "I've probably done that hundreds of times when no one was looking."