lol! You guys crack me up.
But I guess I have to give the public what they want. I now present....
~ ~ ~ "Fifty Shades of jk" ~ ~ ~So after the hug I reached into my pants pocket and grabbed hold of my huge, hard
3DS XL. I pulled it out and began to play with my co
py of New Super Mario Bros. 2 (on sale now!). Stephen was watching and clearly enjoying it. I kept thrusting my Italian guy harder and harder
against a coin block on the 3DS in my hand. Eventually the resistance gave and I found my head deep in
a Gold Block. Now I was moving faster than ever. A certain kind of beautiful panic began to set in. I bit my lower lip as I reached the climax
of my jump leaving a trail of glistening c
oins behind.
When I was done, my
3DS was clearly out of juice. I put it back in my pants and Stephen said, "wow, that was really impressive. Thank you."
"No problem," I replied, "I've probably done that hundreds of times when no one was looking."
~~~ fin ~~~
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