During the European Live Feed of their Nintendo 3DS Conference, they just announced that there will only be one single Friend Code for the 3DS systems. It's no longer software dependent. This is a big big improvement!
Ok. One more, then... because I was particularly proud of this one.
I was with some friends drinking at a bar, pretending to be a creep about something or another, as I often do, when my female friend/ex-roommate decides to step in and say "Oh, I know you're not a creep, because I lived with you for over a year and not a single pair of my panties went missing."
So I says to her, I says: "I know, I'm a real gentleman, right?... I always put things back when I'm done using them."
I'll share a story. I lived in kind of a shitty area during college to get cheap rent and a luxurious amount of space, and I was walking back from an outdoor basketball court one day, dribbling the ball. This girl was walking in front of me and going the same direction for two or three blocks. Turns out that she actually lived in the same apartment complex. So as I was dribbling up the stairs behind her (difficult!), she turns around and goes, "You aren't, like, a rapist, are you?"